omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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