batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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