It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
ok first of all what the fuck
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