I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
how does that bad decision feel?
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I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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