I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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