i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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