oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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