Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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