so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms