what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"