So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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