I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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