I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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