fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
