Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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