I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you inspire me to be a worse person
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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