we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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