if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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