How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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