Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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