They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She fuckin peed on me
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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