So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
