Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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