She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Welp...herpes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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