i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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