He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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