the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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