Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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