God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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