yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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