He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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