Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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