I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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