So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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