Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just pynch a tree in the face
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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