So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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