Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again