she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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