we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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