Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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