I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Sober January is a disaster.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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