He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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