I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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