: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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