She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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