haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Text me some of your sweat
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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