is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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