Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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