He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.