bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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