In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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