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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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