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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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