i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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