Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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